May 2013
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Watchassiest:
I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
15 tags
obama's face appreciation post
you’re welcome
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
